Ration tampons.

Delightful, I know, but it's true-- I wonder if any other ladies have this issue. If anyone else has the thought: how many tampons/day can I save before the cost of treatment for Toxic Shock Syndrome could outweigh the money saved in tampon-usage-redux.

Don't ever Google image search Toxic Shock Syndrome. Terrifying. However, I will still do my best at getting the max out of my money, despite the (disgusting) risks. (Haha Maxipad. Get it? No, lame, I know. It's late.)

Bitch (the magazine) has some money-saving, eco-friendly ways to minimalize tampon use-- reusable, fabric pads.

Um.... no.

I do not care that the eco-friendly pads look like Hello Kitty. In one week's time Hello Kitty is going to look like she has Toxic Shock Syndrome-- now that's just cruel.

Don't believe me? TSS Hello Kitty after the jump.
(not sure how to do 'jumps' in blogger yet: sorry!)