Love comicallyvintage.

Hate when guys use any kind of "papa" or "daddy" talk. Creeps me the eff out, esp during sexytime. I sincerely do not understand what about that is supposed to be erotic. Yucky. X_x

I just want to say that the amount of green screen work involved in that film makes me give mega props to the actors. Kinda like Rorschach and Dr. Manhatten in Watchmen, and how their fellow actors had to emote normally when in fact they looked like this (excuse the crappy photo):

I have become far too engrossed in this game. It is fantastic. Sims can even do their homework at the library! At the library, which includes a study boost. Swoon.

I bought the game too. I was on a torrenting kick for about a year, but lately have been starting to be able to legitimately register my products. I recently joined Netflix too, which I love, and officially pay for the movies and TV shows I watch.

Tell me their Watch Instantly option isn't one of the most fabulous features of modern times.

My mom has raised me to be a sarcastic child, and every now and again her biting humor rears its heads in public situations. For example:

When she was younger, she worked at a postal store and could therefore sell books of stamps. As most people know, this is not a real book. However, here is a typical transaction:

Customer: I would like a book of stamps.
Mother: Paperback or hardback?
Customer: Ah...is hardback more expensive?
Mother: Nope.
Customer: Then hardback.

In her youth, my mother also worked at Macys, and at some point did something to throw out her neck, meaning she had to wear an enormous neck brace at work. Here is a typical exchange with customers:

Customer: Oh my! What happened to you?
Mother: I broke my leg.
Customer: (sincerely) I'm so sorry.

Today, she received a call from a department store. She can be a bit forgetful when it comes to payments and as such, gets calls from the store reminding her to pay her balance.

Representative: May I ask why you didn't pay your balance on time?
Mother: Yes.
Representative: And may I ask why you didn't pay your balance on time?
Mother: Yes. Yes, you may.
Representative: So may I ask why you didn't pay your balance on time?
Mother: Yes. Yes you may ask me.
Representative: May I ask why you didn't pay your balance on time?
Mother: Yes. Yes, you may ask me why I didn't pay my balance on time.
Representative: So then may I ask you why you didn't pay your balance on time.

I am not sure how the exchange ended, but my mother said the representative never did directly ask her why.

May be the worst movie I've seen in a long time, and I've watched a lot of movies lately.

Why did I watch it? See image below:

I have a serious girl crush on Kristen Bell (also on Amanda Seyfried, which makes me the official Veronica Mars series creeper), so even though I knew the movie would be pretty bad and was willing to see it through, I was not prepared for the predominately humor-less, wit-barren film.

And way to play up the double standard, Vince. These women are hot. These men are not. No offense to Faizon, but he is downright gross-looking, whereas he has a sexy 20 year old as his girlfriend... and yet nobody thinks twice. That situation reversed would never be in a movie.

So all in all, terrible film, excellent depiction of a double standard.

Can't Be Tamed

So that's the controversial Can't Be Tamed video by Miley Cyrus.

For the most part, I have been a Miley Cyrus hater since she first appeared on the scene. Still, I won't lie-- I like that song.

However.

She is 17. That video is waaaay too sexual for her age range. And I'm not a morality-driven prude; I dated a teacher in my high school while I was in high school. But Miley Cyrus is 17, fresh out of a young-audience TV show. I felt like she looked awkward during the more physical parts of the video, a little deer-in-headlights. I know she sold her soul to Disney, but I would say give her at least another year before the adults start rubbin all up on her. I'm just sayin...

I wonder what precipitated her thought bubble.

I wish the bow tie guy in the green jacket had a thought bubble.

Also, fantastic hat.